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Sheep For President
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Dear Humans,

When you think of sheep, you probably think of us as easily manipulated -- rounded up into flocks to do the bidding of our human masters. Well, I guess that's partially true. I've personally witnessed sheep being led into barns that never came out again. But I've also seen this same type of behavior in Humans. Your World leaders have methodically molded you into mindless followers, obedient consumers and complacent zombies.

So why would an animal be the least bit interested in human nature? Well for one thing, you run this crazy world. You could blow the whole thing up tomorrow if you wanted to. Call me irresponsible, but I don't want that to happen. So, I'm getting involved. My mission is simple: let humankind see the World from an animal's point-of-view. An impartial 3rd-party perspective just might knock some sense into you!

I'm appealing to the entire global human flock. You've got bigger brains, greater mobility, and make the best damn coffee I've ever tasted. We animals have pretty much evolved as far as we are going to. But you're still climbing the evolutionary ladder. You can no longer afford to use ignorance as an excuse. It's time to end your sheepish existence. Together, we may just find our way out of the barn.

Respectfully,

Sheep
2008 Presidential Candidate

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